Cause this puts Perl right back in the game!

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> sudo perl -MCPAN -e shell
cpan> install Acme::LOLCAT
install  — OK

> cat demo.pl
#!/usr/bin/perl
use Acme::LOLCAT;
print translate($ARGV[0]);

> ./demo.pl “Im going to run all emails through this before sending”
IM GOINS 2 RUN ALL EMAILZ THROUGH THIZ BEFORE SENDIN

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ahhh.. MUH WORK AR DONE HERE